"People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to."

-- Jerry Seinfeld

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“The history of nations shows that words are not always immediately followed by action.”
“God wants His people well, but it is up to us to make the decision to walk in health.”
“Pressure cookers are relatively inexpensive, they're in every kitchen store, your grandma probably had one, but a lot of people don't. A pressure cooker is interesting because by pressurizing the vessel, you're able to cook much hotter than the boiling point of water, and still have water be present.”
“I am one of the lucky people in the world; I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.”
“I learned that we can do anything, but we can't do everything... at least not at the same time. So think of your priorities not in terms of what activities you do, but when you do them. Timing is everything.”
“We're lonely, but we're afraid of intimacy. And so from social networks to sociable robots, we're designing technologies that will give us the illusion of companionship without the demands of friendship.”

Source : "Are We Plugged-In, Connected, But Alone?". 'TED Radio Hour' with Guy Raz, www.npr.org. February 26, 2013.
“Whenever I hear the crowds going WOOOOO!! It makes me feel very good, it means I've worked very hard and earned a lot of respect, each night I go out there I go out there for the fans to make them smile, or make them cry.”

Source : "Ric Flair Interview" by Josh Modaberi, www.cultofwhatever.com. January 7, 2013.
“Conflict is a violation of harmony. If you participate in it, you're part of the problem, not the solution.”

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