"My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'"

-- Natasha Leggero

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“When the heart is hard and parched up, come upon me with a shower of mercy. When grace is lost from life, come with a burst of song. When tumultuous work raises its din on all sides shutting me out from beyond, come to me, my lord of silence, with thy peace and rest. When my beggarly heart sits crouched, shut up in a corner, break open the door, my king, and come with the ceremony of a king. When desire blinds the mind with delusion and dust, O thou holy one, thou wakeful, come with thy light and thy thunder.”
“You can never really know the scriptures until you're willing to be changed by them.”

Source : Brother Yun, Paul Hattaway (2002). “The Heavenly Man: The Remarkable True Story of Chinese Christian Brother Yun”, p.236, Monarch Books
“When I came to power, I did not want the concentration camps to become old age pensioners homes, but instruments of terror.”
“To be compared to Will Smith is probably one of the coolest things because that's who I came up admiring.”
“You have to be what you are. Whatever you are, you gotta be it.”

Source : "Alone with the Man in Black". Interview with Louisa Young, www.theguardian.com. September 17, 2003.
“When you really want love you will find it waiting for you.”
“I always hated my mole growing up. I even thought about having it removed. At the time I didn't do it because I thought it would hurt, and now I'm glad I didn't.”
“A wise man ought to realize that health is his most valuable possession.”

Source : Hippocrates, Geoffrey Ernest Richard Lloyd, John Chadwick, William Neville Mann (1978). “Hippocratic writings”, Penguin (Non-Classics)

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