"There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning."

-- Chelsea Handler

#Cat Quotes #House Quotes #Reason Quotes

“Helping others is perhaps the greatest joy! You cannot have a perfect day without helping others with no thought of getting something in return.”
“As for me, even though I have been accused of anti-Semitism countless times, no one has ever heard me make anti-Semitic statements or engage in anti-Semitic behavior.”

Source : "The veil? It protects us from ugly women" by Adar Primor, www.theguardian.com. April 25, 2002.
“It seems hardly fair to quarrel with a place because its staple commodity is not pretty, but I am sure I should have liked Cincinnati much better if the people had not dealt so very largely in hogs.”

Source : Frances Trollope (2015). “Domestic Manners of the Americans”, p.65, Sheba Blake Publishing
“It is the crushed grape that gives out the blood-red wine: it is the suffering soul that breathes the sweetest melodies.”
“Ðs long as I've got an audience out there to play for, I'm going to continue to play. I have at least enough people that I can go out on the road for 10, 11 weeks at a time.”
“The rules may seem obvious but when you think about them they're not. For somebody who has my job they're not as obvious as one would think.”
“I love stretching in the morning. It's the first thing I do when I wake up because getting a good back-crack is so extremely satiating. I feel taller when I finally stand.”
“If I were to believe in a god l would believe in gods. I think monotheism is the really ghastly thing. That is the absolutely staggering to me misapprehension.”

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