"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Marriage Quotes

“I love anything to do with serial killers.”
“The measure of a superhero is always his nemesis.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“History shows you don't know what the future brings.”
“All occasions invite His mercies, and all times are His seasons.”
“I really don't understand how bipartisanship is ever going to work when one of the parties is insane. Imagine trying to negotiate an agreement on dinner plans with your date, and you suggest Italian and she states her preference would be a meal of tire rims and anthrax. If you can figure out a way to split the difference there and find a meal you will both enjoy, you can probably figure out how bipartisanship is going to work the next few years.”

Source : "You’ll Never Get This 21 Minutes Of Your Life Back" by John Cole, www.balloon-juice.com. February 5, 2009.
“Once established, reputations do not easily change.”

Source : "Social Foundations of Thought and Action: A Social-Cognitive Theory". Book by Albert Bandura, www.uky.edu. 1986.
“Knock-knock, motherfucker.”
“I’m very faithful to myself. When you do things that are true it just comes out quite instinctively.”

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