"Knock-knock, motherfucker."

-- Jenny Lawson

“Ever since I was a little kid, I was competitive.”
“Australia is already a world leader in dementia research, treatment and care.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“No excuses. No explanations.”
“Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.”
“A lot of guys like to fantasize about having sex with 2 girls at the same time... I like to fantasize about having sex with the same girl twice, thank you.”
“You and I have been physically given two hands and two legs and half-decent brains. Some people have not been born like that for a reason. The karma is working from another lifetime.”

Source : "Is Believing in God Irrational". Book by Amy Orr-Ewing, p.75, October 2, 2008.
“Never fear: Thank Home, and Poetry, and the Force behind both.”
“In a world without Chevron, very little would change except perhaps the most important things.”

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