"When people were telling me 'God is watching you'..."

-- Pete Holmes

“New York doesn't care who you are or where you came from.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.”
“It is good to divert our sorrow for other things to the root of all, which is sin. Let our grief run most in that channel, that as sin bred grief, so grief may consume sin.”
“He understood that in walking to atone for the mistakes he had made, it was also his journey to accept the strangeness of others.”

Source : "The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry by Rachel Joyce - review" by Alfred Hickling, www.theguardian.com. April 6, 2012.
“Few places in this world are more dangerous than home. Fear not, therefore, to try the mountain passes. They will kill care, save you from deadly apathy, set you free, and call forth every faculty into vigorous, enthusiastic action.”
“The concern for world evangelization is not something tacked on to a man's personal Christianity, which he may take or leave as he chooses. It is rooted in the character of the God who has come to us in Christ Jesus. Thus, it can never be the province of a few enthusiasts, a sideline or a specialty of those who happen to have a bent that way. It is the distinctive mark of being a Christian.”
“And the ideal travel writer is consumed not just with a will to know. He is also moved by a powerful will to teach.”
“Discovery is exciting, no matter how big or small or close or distant....”

Source : Mike Brown (2010). “How I Killed Pluto and Why It Had It Coming”, p.102, Spiegel & Grau

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