"I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one."

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Source : FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Feb 05, 2012

Andy Borowitz

#Funny Quotes #Technology Quotes #People Quotes

“I try not get too self-aware when writing lyrics.”
“You have to just forget about the ball and swing the club. It's hard to see if you don't hit the green.”
“I lost 90 pounds and my blood pressure went down to a normal level and the salt in my urine disappeared. And that was when I had to make the transition from fat character actor to thin character actor.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far into the crash as possible.”
“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.”
“He (God) never comes to those who do not wait.”
“Gardens are enclosed areas in which plants and arts meet. They form 'cultures' in an uncompromised sense of the word.”

Source : Peter Sloterdijk (2014). “You Must Change Your Life”, p.20, John Wiley & Sons
“Our generation may stand at a crucial breakpoint in history, for we in the presently affluent nations may be the last who can afford to open up the high frontier. What we do during the next ten or twenty years may determine whether future generations will live in a humane and rewarding society, or whether they will spend their lives in desperate contention for the dwindling sustenance afforded by our limited terrestrial resources.”

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