"I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice."

-- Penn Jillette

#Voice Quotes #Scripts Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“It isn't enough to feel the pressure of a situation; you must repent and change your heart...When you cry out to God, let it be the beginning of consistent change in your life.”
“I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, "I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be", then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, "I shouldn't be here!"”
“I'm telling you, November 8, we better be careful, because that presidential election is going to be rigged. And I hope the Republicans are watching closely, or it's going to be taken away from us.”

Source : Source: www.realclearpolitics.com
“There are relatively few science fiction or fantasy books with the main character being an old person.”
“Hyphens, like cats, are capable of arousing tenderness or shudders.”
“Is a planetary surface the right place for an expanding technological civilization?”
“My dad's method in his madness was to try every sport and then observe what I liked. I played football, tennis, golf, cricket but I loved my snooker.”
“The subject of contemporary art should include a political dimension, the distrust contemporary art has towards the existing order. One manifestation of this distrust is the mechanical dichotomization between art's form and its political content; the other is the institutionalizing tendency of anti-institutionalization. We almost never resist ourselves - the part of ourselves that has been institutionalized. We have occupied the word "resistance" and have become its owner, while "resistance" has become our servant. Thus, we own "resistance" and occupy it as a position of power.”

You may also like:

Adam Carolla
Comedian
Christopher Hitchens
Author
Gary Johnson
Former Governor of New Mexico
Glenn Beck
Radio host
James Randi
Magician
Jonathan Ross
Television presenter
Judy Gold
Stand-up comic
Richard Dawkins
Ethologist
Adam Rifkin
Film director