"The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die."

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Bill Bailey

#Funny Quotes #Alive Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“I have decided that now is not the right time for me to run for the leadership - though I remain completely committed to ensuring we secure our position as a great trading nation with sensible controls on migration. I believe that Theresa May has the strength, judgment and values to deliver those things.”

Source : "Theresa May launches Tory leadership bid with pledge to unite country" by Jessica Elgot and Rowena Mason, www.theguardian.com. June 30, 2016.
“Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism.”
“I tend to work in the mornings, then take a few hours off in the afternoon to walk the dog, and then come back and work in the evening. So, if I can remember my pre-dog walking music when I get back then that's fine, I'll kind of commit to those bits, but if I can't remember them I'll just move on to something else.”
“When I think about a Chicago sound, I think about the Great Migration from the South. Many of Chicago's black artists are from Mississippi, Arkansas, and with them was brought blues and gospel music.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“I submit that tennis is the most beautiful sport there is and also the most demanding. It requires body control, hand-eye coordination, quickness, flat-out speed, endurance, and that weird mix of caution and abandon we call courage. It also requires smarts. Just one single shot in one exchange in one point of a high-level match is a nightmare of mechanical variables.”
“Personal participation is the universal principle of knowing.”

Source : Michael Polanyi, Harry Prosch (2008). “Meaning”, p.44, University of Chicago Press
“I think the neural pathways in our brains affect what happens in our bodies, and so can alter our health.”

Source : "Live Chat with Filmmaker and Dream Experts". Live Chat, www.pbs.org.
“I'm damn near 37 years old, and I'm jumping up and down on the bed like my 10-year-old. I was a wild man”

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