"Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance."

-- Les Dawson

#Wife Quotes #Ugly Quotes #Horror Quotes

“It's like, once you've seen Tom Hanks win the Golden Globes, the Oscars, you've seen his wife, what kind of car he drives, when you watch his movies, you can't fully get really lost in them.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Those who succeed and do not push on to greater failure are the spiritual middle-classers.”
“You have the absolute power to change someone's life with kindness.”
“Some think that people come to a ball to do nothing but dance; whereas everyone knows that the real business of a ball is to look out for a wife, to look after a wife, or to look after someone else's wife...”

Source : 'Mr Facey Romford's Hounds' (1865) ch. 56
“Extravagance is the rich man's pitfall.”

Source : Martin Farquhar Tupper (1849). “Tupper's Poetical Works: Proverbial Philosophy, A Thousand Lines, Hacterus ... : with a Portrait of the Author”, p.261
“A curious mind armed with skill, experience, knowledge, and patterns can give birth to big brand revolution.”
“I'm carrying on. I'm making the case for unity, I'm making the case of what Labour can offer to Britain, of decent housing for people, of good secure jobs for people, of trade with Europe and of course with other parts of the world. Because if we don't get the trade issue right we've got a real problem in this country.”

Source : Source: www.mirror.co.uk
“I only write music for myself, I don't try and appeal to anyone else.”

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