"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings"

-- Jay London

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Father Quotes

“In the House, Republican prospects have been buoyed by several successful rounds of redistricting, which have sharply reduced the number of competitive seats and given the Republicans a national advantage of at least a dozen seats.”
“[On climate change:] What if it's all a hoax and we've created a better world for nothing?”
“There is only one inborn erroneous notion that we exist in order to be happy So long as we persist in this inborn error the world seems to us full of contradictions. For at every step, in great things and small, we are bound to experience that the world and life are certainly not arranged for the purpose of maintaining a happy existence hence the countenances of almost all elderly persons wear the expression of disappointment.”
“Things of today? Deeds which are harvest for Eternity!”

Source : Ebenezer Elliott (1850). “The Poems of Ebenezer Elliott”, p.264
“Three times a day Petrovich showed up at the nurse's office for his injections, always using the hypodermic needle himself like the most craven of junkies, though after shooting up he would play the concert piano in the auditorium with astounding artistry, as though insulin were the elixir of genius.”
“The people who carried the burden, who marked in strange field in search of an answer, and ended their journeys an unwilling hero.”
“The introduction of political pluralism often quickly led to bad results.”
“In no instance is there to be a musical or opera of Inherit the Wind because it doesn't sing. It's an intellectual play.”

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