"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet.That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners."

-- Jeff Stilson

#Funny Quotes #Men Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Those we dislike can do nothing to please us.”

Source : Samuel Richardson (1990). “Clarissa, or, The history of a young lady: comprehending the most important concerns of private life”
“In the tropics the white feels weakened, or downright weak, whence comes the heightened tendency to outbursts of aggression. People who are polite, modest or even humble in Europe fall easily into a rage here, get into fights, destroy other people. . .”
“The guitar is a meditative tool to touch God and find love within yourself.”
“I feel like only now in my life do I really get it -- do I feel that sense of calm. And I feel very grounded. I feel much more confident. I feel, you know, sexier, more intelligent, more to offer, more wisdom, more life experience to draw from.”

Source : FaceBook post by Sela Ward from Feb 18, 2013
“The man that thinks he loves his mistress for her own sake is mightily mistaken.”
“What's good for the United States is good for the New York Stock Exchange. But what's good for the New York Stock Exchange might not be good for the United States.”
“I'm giving a lot of opinions, but I don't give any advice. I'm 31 and I'm not married and having kids. I'm five-foot-three. I weigh, like, 150 pounds and I'm not in this position to be telling people how to live.”
“After all, if spinster chaperons required their own spinster chaperons there simply wouldn't be enough to go around.”

Source : Anne Stuart (2012). “The Devil's Waltz”, p.284, Harlequin

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