"I gave my mother a matching set [of mugs] for Christmas, and she accepted them as graciously as possible, announcing that they would make the perfect pet bowls. The mugs were set on the kitchen floor and remained there until the cat chipped a tooth and went on a hunger strike."

-- David Sedaris

#Mother Quotes #Cat Quotes #Perfect Quotes

“It's so hard, because everyone's got a camera-phone, and everyone wants to get their picture on the blogs. So they'll send anything that they have to the blogs. So you don't really get any privacy.”
“I was one of those kids who wanted to do everything, I wanted to be a marine biologist, an actress, a writer, an environmentalist, an activist.”
“The onlooker had better wipe the sympathy off his face. What he has seen is a revolution, not the home of little cogs and drones. What he has seen is the dormitory of the next managerial class.”
“Writing, for me, is the best occupation I can think of, and there is nothing in the world I would rather do.”
“I want to bring more gymnastics on television.”
“After the first miscarriage, I tried to take the attitude that it was my body's way of telling me that this pregnancy wasn't meant to be”

Source : "21 Celebrities Who Opened Up About Their Miscarriages To Support Other Women" by Caroline Bologna, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 30, 2015.
“Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.”
“Not all of us are called to be hermits, but all of us need enough silence and solitude in our lives to enable the deeper voice of our own self to be heard at least occasionally.”

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