"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."

-- Joe E. Lewis

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“I'm a '70s mom, and my daughter is a '90s mom. I know a lot of women my age who are real computer freaks.”
“I think, and there's a pretty strong economic consensus on this, that at that juncture you should spend more, even though it may sound illogical to some people when the revenues are down, but spend more to juice things up and then do the cuts later once you're back, your economy is back in gear and running.”
“(In schools) There is an emphasis on doing things right rather on doing the right things.”
“One of the most thoughtless statements, parroted ad nauseam ever since rational concern for our environment exploded into an emotional syndrome, calls Man the only animal that soils its own nest. Every animal soils its nest with the products of its metabolism if unable to move away. Space technology gives us for the first time the freedom to leave our nest, at least for certain functions, in order not to soil it.”
“Blessed is he or she who avoids being offended.”
“Ariel Sharon is a man of peace.”
“I see little hope for a peaceful world until men are excluded from the realm of foreign policy altogether and all decisions concerning international relations are reserved for women, preferably married ones.”
“Misinterpretation is the most deadly of human sins.”

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