"I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be."

-- Demetri Martin

#Thinking Quotes #Ideas Quotes #Should Quotes

“What I would have liked to do on that show was play a secretary of state who has huge personal business interests throughout the world. That, to me, seems to be more in synch with reality.”
“When you grow up--and from the look of things, you have awhile--but you learn things never go back to normal simply because everyone's sorry. Sorry is ridiculous.”
“If religion is about truth, why is it so afraid of error?”

Source : "Banned Books Week". "The Daily Dish", www.theatlantic.com. September 30, 2008.
“Maybe all the strings inside him broke.”
“There's never been a greater game than football.”
“It was Lord Jesus Christ who said "Whosoever will save his life shall lose it, but whosoever shall lose his life for my sake shall save it. For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"”
“There are still people who insist that we have to preach on repentance. Well, I disagree! I think we should do it Godâ€™s way â€“ preach the goodness of God and allow the goodness of God to lead people to repentance. Such repentance will be true repentance. It will not be motivated by the fear of judgment and indignation. It will be a genuine repentance that is motivated by His grace, unconditional love and compassion. After all, our ability to love God stems from our first tasting His love for us.”
“Good English, well spoken and well written will open more doors than a college degree... Bad English will slam doors you don't even know exist.”

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