"Some people perceive me as an assassin or at least someone who can slip under your guard with a knife. But if you watch what I do, that's almost never the case. I'm just trying to keep the balloon in the air. It rarely turns into anything combative."

-- Stephen Colbert

#Air Quotes #Knives Quotes #People Quotes

“All Citizens United did was to level the playing field for corporate speech. We now have, I think, the most free and open system we've had in modern times.”
“I love the finished product, but I find working in the studio a chore - I use an old-fashioned setup, so the recording process can be frustrating.”
“There's no right or wrong just truthful or untruthful.”
“When guys come over to date my daughter, I'm going to tell them, 'I want you to go out and have a very good time with my daughter. I want you to enjoy yourself and have her home on time. If you abuse her in any way, I'm going to kill your mother and father, cut your back open, pull out your spine, and leave you in a wheelchair so you can think about what you did for the rest of your life. Now, go out and have a good time!'”

Source : "Conrad Dobler: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.
“Donald Trump also will repeal all these executive amnesty orders that President Obama has put into place.”
“I think so much about everything. I'm obsessive.”
“In my opinion, there's no condition in life that can't be ameliorated by a dose of junk food.”
“Up until today evil has lured goodness into evil, but goodness has not been able to lure evil into goodness. This may be the reason why up to today Christianity has not been able to boldly fulfill the Will of God.”

Source : "The Way of God's Will" by Sun Myung Moon, (Chapter 1-4. Practice), 1980.

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