"Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?"

-- Bill Maher

#Ego Quotes #Religion Quotes #Faces Quotes

“Complaining is like vomiting. You might feel better after you get it out, but you make everybody around you sick.”
“Maybe it didnâ€™t matter if you were a world-famous heartthrob or a painful geek. Maybe it didnâ€™t matter if you friend was possibly dying. Maybe you just got through it. Maybe that was all you could ask for.”
“Three of tonights performers are members of the group Return To One, whose album Hopes and Dreams I heard for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Blown away by the album, I called Nathan Hubbard, the drummer and composer for the group, and with whom I've played on a couple of Trummerflora-related occasions, and asked him to round up several of his Return To One cohorts for tonight's show. I can't recommend their album highly enough; please pick up a copy...”
“I think because we're ourselves, we tend to think we're unique. 'I have problems that are just specific to me.' Then you connect with one of your parents and you realize, 'Oh yeah, we had all that stuff, too.' You're not that original. I mean, in a good way, because it makes you feel like you're connected and a part of the world and not an island.”
“I never really went to any concerts that I wasn't in.”

Source : "From the Vaults: Slick Rick, circa 98-99". Interview with Adisa Banjoko, allhiphop.com. March 1, 2005.
“...the best definition that I heard of that is that a bureaucrat is a Democrat who has a job that a Republican wants.”
“I define a Sign as anything which is so determined by something else, called its Object, and so determines an effect upon a person, which effect I call its Interpretant, that the latter is thereby mediately determined by the former.”
“A chip on the shoulder is too heavy a piece of baggage to carry through life.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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