"Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy."

-- Craig Ferguson

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“The resources of the Deity cannot be so meagre, that, in order to create a human being endowed with reason, he must change a monkey into a man.”

Source : Louis Agassiz (1863). “Methods of Study in Natural History”, p.4, Ayer Company Pub
“I think when the United States of America put a man on the moon in 1969, that was one of the greatest accomplishments mankind has ever done.”
“Girls have long been evaluated on the basis of appearance and caught in myriad double binds: achieve, but not too much, be polite,but be yourself, be feminine and adult; be aware of our cultural heritage, but don't comment on the sexism. . . . Girls are trained to be less than who they really are. They are trained to be what the culture wants of its young women, not what they themselves want to become.”
“We cannot separate the air that chokes from the air upon which wings beat.”

Source : "A Declaration of the Independence of Cyberspace" by John Perry Barlow, www.eff.org. February 8, 1996.
“Socialist ideology is making France go to pot, and the French language with it.”
“Sneezing absorbs all the functions of the soul just as much as the [sexual] act, but we do not draw from it the same conclusions against the greatness of man, because it is involuntary; although we bring it about, we do so involuntarily. It is not for the sake of the thing in itself but for another end, and is therefore not a sign of man's weakness, or his subjection to this act.”
“Look, I'm very much in favor of tax cuts, but not with borrowed money. And the problem that we've gotten into in recent years is spending programs with borrowed money, tax cuts with borrowed money, and at the end of the day that proves disastrous. And my view is I don't think we can play subtle policy here.”
“Human behavior is incredibly pliable, plastic.”

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