"The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire'and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.'"

-- Richard Jeni

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“Perhaps we too seldom reflect how much the life of Nature is one with the life of man, how unimportant or indeed merely seeming, the difference between them.”
“Why can't I just Google it like everything else?! I hate you public library system!”
“A country without a border is like a person in a house without a front door. Anybody can enter and you cannot ask anybody to leave.”

Source : Source: www1.cbn.com
“There is no disorder but the heart's.”

Source : Mona Van Duyn (2008). “Selected Poems”, p.57, Knopf
“The man is always the last to know when Cupid has struck him -Anonymous, Memoirs of a Mistress”
“I've thought of the last line of some poems for years and tried them out, It wouldn't work because the last line was much too beautiful for the poem.”
“Justice implies knowledge of the right and proper place for a thing or a being to be; of right as against wrong; of the mean and limit; of spiritual gain as against loss; of truth as against falsehood.”
“In various talk th' instructive hours they past, Who gave the ball, or paid the visit last; One speaks the glory of the British queen, And one describes a charming Indian screen; A third interprets motions, looks, and eyes; At every word a reputation dies.”

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