"John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit."

-- Craig Kilborn

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“I'm really a very weak musicologist. Wish it weren't so, but there's only so much you can dig deeply into in one lifetime, as if you hadn't noticed.”
“A lie may fool someone else, but it tells you the truth: you're weak.”

Source : Tom Wolfe (2002). “The Bonfire of the Vanities: A Novel”, p.283, Macmillan
“The wise do not investigate such silliness.”
“Always deliver more in 'perceived value' than you take in cash value.”

Source : Jeff Blackman (2003). “Stop Whining! Start Selling!: Profit-Producing Strategies for Explosive Sales Results”, p.202, John Wiley & Sons
“I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of a hatchet-faced woman with big knockers.”
“Human paleontology shares a peculiar trait with such disparate subjects as theology and extraterrestrial biology: it contains more practitioners than objects for study.”
“Innovation implies high risk, and with high risk comes failure, so you've got to be prepared for that, but if you don't risk, then your business goes stale very quickly.”
“While it might seem that anyone can be a value investor, the essential characteristics of this type of investor-patience, discipline, and risk aversion-may well be genetically determined.”

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