"I get mail; therefore I am."

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Scott Adams

#Humor Quotes #Technology Quotes #Mail Quotes

“People say the effect is only on the mind. It is no such thing. The effect is on the body, too. Little as we know about the way in which we are affected by form, by color, and light, we do know this, that they have an actual physical effect. Variety of form and brilliancy of color in the objects presented to patients, are actual means of recovery.”
“And he smote the Balrog upon the mountainside.”
“The trap for an actor is that you become too successful at what you're trying to do, and you can find yourself stuck there.”
“I am anti-social and have a dark personality. I have no redeeming qualties and nothing to offer, therefore I could never have what I wanted”
“There is no right and wrong, and precepts are for fools. Every thing is just as it is! And we must experience things without condemning them, because if we condemn them, then we are becoming too involved.”
“A violent act pierces the atmosphere, leaving a hole through which the cold, damp draft of its memory blows forever.”

Source : Jane Stanton Hitchcock (2003). “Trick of the Eye”, Miramax Books
“Give me an ear and I will give you a Voice...”
“If you don't think you're close-minded for not believing in Zeus, then please don't accuse atheists of being close-minded for not believing in your god.”

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