"Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? sniff muffins!'"

-- Demetri Martin

#Funny Quotes #Smell Quotes #Answers Quotes

“One bad review doesn't ruin my day because I realize what a badge of honor it is to get a bit of criticism at all.”
“I would love to have dinner with Jay-Z and Beyonce. I think we would have a lot to chat about. I like them both so much, and I love them as a couple. I like that they are both at the top of their game - and that they have a mutual respect and admiration for each other.”
“Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to be fixed. And what better place to get that well of venom and outrage boiling than a newsroom, because you're on the front lines.”
“Even when I'm playing someone named 'Fat Amy.' I'm all about confidence and attitude.”
“A capacity for going overboard is a requisite for a full-grown mind.”

Source : Dawn Powell (1998). “The Diaries of Dawn Powell: 1931-1965”, Zoland Books
“I think everyone keeps on growing. I've grown about 0.0000001 mm?”
“The questions which for years were in dispute between the State and General Government, and which unhappily were not decided by the dictates of reason, but referred to the decision of war, having been decided against us, it is the part of wisdom to acquiesce in the result, and of candor to recognize the fact.”
“All good activities which encourage people to learn how to live with one another pleasantly and to develop a sense of humor improve living.”

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