"Everything can be satirized."

-- Sam Kinison

“When we recognise that unity of all living things, then at once arises the question - how can we support this life of ours with least injury to the lives around us; how can we prevent our own life adding to the suffering of the world in which we live?”
“The regret on our side is, they used to say years ago, we are reading about you in science class. Now they say, we are reading about you in history class.”
“Without butterflies, the world would soon have few flowers. There is enough room in the sky for all flyers.”
“Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.”
“Random? You'd almost think we were dealing with an identifiable enemy motivated by a distinct ideology that is drawn verbatim from a particular belief system's scriptures. Nah . . .”
“Looking at a black and white photograph, you are already looking at a strange world.”
“The kind of corruption the media talk about, the kind the Supreme Court was concerned about, involves the putative sale of votes in exchange for campaign contributions.”

Source : James L. Buckley (2010). “Freedom at Risk: Reflections on Politics, Liberty, and the State”, p.244, ReadHowYouWant.com
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