"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death."

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Andy Borowitz

#Funny Quotes #Technology Quotes #Men Quotes

“Trust ivrybody-but cut th' cards.”
“The cowards never start and the weak die along the way.”
“All through graduate school, instead of having a television I read murder mysteries: Hammett, Chandler, Ruth Rendell, P. D. James.”
“If you are living in the past or in the future, you will never find a meaning in the present.”
“Id like to do Broadway if the right project came along, but my mission in life is that I want to help change peoples lives.”
“Pity makes suffering contagious.”
“The one thing you can do for sure is push the luck on your side”
“The more I've acted, I've realised that I have a) no control of and b) no way of really quite understanding how people react to anything I do, or any movie I do.”

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