"Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough."

-- Maria Bamford

#Worry Quotes #Rising Quotes #Want Quotes

“There are lots of examples of routine, middle-skilled jobs that involve relatively structured tasks, and those are the jobs that are being eliminated the fastest. Those kinds of jobs are easier for our friends in the artificial intelligence community to design robots to handle them. They could be software robots; they could be physical robots.”

Source : "Are robots hurting job growth?". "March of the Machines" with Steve Kroft, www.cbsnews.com. January 13, 2013.
“Nothing tends so much to the advancement of knowledge as the application of a new instrument.”

Source : Sir Humphry Davy (1812). “Elements of Chemical Philosophy”, p.54
“I'm pretty resigned to the fact that I never hear music the way anyone else does, and I no longer find it surprising.”

Source : "Deerhoof". Interview with Joshua Klein, pitchfork.com. January 29, 2007.
“Participation - that's what's gonna save the human race.”
“(Lake) Lanier is a good fishing lake. Everybody tells me I put my dock on the best fishing hole in the lake. In fact, I've sat on the dock and caught a 12 pound bass. I saw another guy catch about a 40 pound and 26 pound striper one morning In front of my dock, and I used to catch a lot of 8 to 9 pound largemouth around it.”
“Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses”
“I don't like to eat in movies. I don't like props. Some people have always got to have a thing and they're doing this or doing that. I hate it. I just want to talk or fight. Or both!”
“Compassion has no place in the natural order of the world which operates on the basis of necessity. Compassion opposes this order and is therefore best thought of as being in some way supernatural.”

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