"Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?"

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George Carlin

#Stupid Quotes #Thinking Quotes #People Quotes

“Courage never to submit of yield.”
“The problem with breaking up with someone, if you are a little unsure â€” and so often, people are unsure â€” is that breaking up involves persuasion. You have to persuade your ex that it is better this way for everyone. And this is difficult if you have not entirely persuaded yourself. It is especially tricky to do this if you are also naked, and making two cups of coffee.”

Source : Adam Thirlwell (2004). “Politics”, Random House
“Heart of my heart, were it more, More would be laid at your feet.”
“My undertaking is not difficult, essentially. I should only have to be immortal to carry it out.”
“Anyone can say 'no'. It is the first word a child learns and often the first word he speaks. It is a cheap word because it requires no explanation, and many men and women have acquired a reputation for intelligence who know only this word and have used it in place of thought on every occasion.”
“And I refused to make any sacrifices; for nothing on earth seemed more valuable than my peace of mind, my pleasure and my acclaim.”
“Even after facing jail, Martin Luther King, Jr. courageously and boldly spoke out against racial inequality.”

Source : "Fighting to Fulfill 'The Dream'” by Rep. Yvette D. Clarke, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 27, 2011.
“I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.”

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