"The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig."

-- Les Dawson

#Mother Quotes #Oil Quotes #Law Quotes

“It's not for the writer to say whether the thing is successful or not.”

Source : The Believer interview, logger.believermag.com. September 23, 2014.
“To the rationally minded the mental processes of the intuitive appear to work backwards”
“Color has such a friendly appearance, that I always see it with fresh delight, now with all its tints, like the spirits of the light, it nestles in and penetrates all physical forms...”
“Violence comes from the belief that other people cause our pain and therefore deserve punishment.”
“Literary works cannot be taken over like factories, or literary forms of expression like industrial methods. Realist writing, of which history offers many widely varying examples, is likewise conditioned by the question of how, when and for what class it is made use of.”
“In fact, there are more homeowners today than ever before in the history of our Nation and more minority homeowners than ever before in the history of our Nation.”
“The anarch wages his own wars, even when marching in rank and file”
“Hippies are so phoney and fake.”

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