"Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh."

-- Jimmy Carr

#Crazy Quotes #Laughing Quotes

“Directing, you have to put yourself in a certain state, itâ€™s all about the energy you have and the energy you transmit to people, to the actors, to the crew. Itâ€™s peculiar. Thereâ€™s a Chinese saying: â€œThe first part that rots is the head.â€ It really does. Iâ€™ve seen it.”
“I can think of no greater God-given responsibility we have than that of extending a helping hand to our fellow man.”
“Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.”
“Iâ€™ve never been very keen on women who hang their sex round their neck like baubles. I think it should be discovered. Itâ€™s more interesting to discover the sex in a woman than it is to have it thrown at you, like a Marilyn Monroe or those types. To me they are rather vulgar and obvious.”
“When I get the ball, for some reason I see holes. I'm not really sure how.”
“The conflict between the creatures of Native Lore and the immigration of the European preternatural hosts is hinted at in 'Blood Bound' and reflects the conflicts between the human immigrants and the Indian people who were already here.”
“I enjoy my life very much.”
“Women think black is the most flattering color, but they're wrong. Pink adds a cosmetic-like radiance and warmth. Black drains the skin of color; pink delights the eye.”

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