"I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end."

-- A. Whitney Brown

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“The trick is, to treat your days as if each one may be your last.”
“I'm really optimistic in the mornings.”
“Everybody starts out as strangers.”
“Love It, is to increase by forgetting. It's escape through a single being to mediocrity of all other. It's one more for trying to be less. It's become like everyone else in the belief that we become as a person. It is giving appointment to happiness in the palace of chance.”
“I love stories about misfits and underdogs.”
“There's more bad music in jazz than any other form. Maybe that's because the audience doesn't really know what's happening.”
“The theater is necessary. Dance is necessary. Song is necessary. The arts are necessary- they are a necessary part of our lives”
“I know hands down I would lose for sure, but I would love to just dance with BeyoncÃ©. Really, that's what my dream is. She is such a good dancer and I know I would lose, like hands down I know I would lose, but I just want to be in her presence and see her dance up close. She is so good, I am literally obsessed with her and I think she's amazing.”

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