"When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man."

-- Sam Kinison

#Men Quotes #Target Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“I started off in a small theatre performance company and worked my way into commercials.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“You can believe in God without believing in immortality, but it is hard to see how anyone can believe in immortality and not believe in God.”
“I think that you only occasionally have to play evil because everything you're doing is.”
“Big box just wasn't our strength. We are a men's and boy's specialty store focused on providing high quality clothing with custom tailoring. Our customer is king. When we had seven stores, communication between the stores and with our customers became more disconnected. We started to lose that great family 'camaraderie' that is essentially the key to our success.”
“The primary factor in a successful attack is speed.”
“Economists are very good at saying that something cannot go on forever, but not so good at saying when it will stop.”
“I've got to get the ultimate in composition today. or I've got to get the ultimate in light, I'll stay here until it appears. I was not making any demands. I went purely to see what would come, what might be there. I didn't have to be archaeologist or historian or tourist, I just needed to be available.”
“The going away of friends does not make the remainder more precious. It takes so much from them as there was a common link. A. B. and C. make a party. A. dies. B. not only loses A. but all A.'s part in C. C. loses A.'s part in B., and so the alphabet sickens by subtraction of interchangeables.”

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