"My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects."

-- Les Dawson

#Sex Quotes #Wife Quotes #My Wife Quotes

“I got an extra hour's nap.”
“If you always attach positive emotions to the things you want, and never attach negative emotions to the things you don't, then that which you desire most will invariably come your way.”
“I think my mother is my biggest influence. There are so many things I hate about her but at the same time I'm thankful for her. All I know is that when I'm a parent I want to be just like my mom. I can talk to my mom more than any of my friends could talk to their parents.”
“You are my whole existence and I will love you until my last breath.”
“There are but few important events in the affairs of men brought about by their own choice.”

Source : Ulysses S. Grant (2013). “The Personal Memoirs of General U. S.”, p.20, Simon and Schuster
“This was no friendship, to forsake your friend, To promise your support and at the end Abandon him-this was sheer treachery. Friend follows friend to hell and blasphemy- When sorrow comes one's true friends are found; In times of joy ten thousand gather round.”
“The problem we've got now in Washington is that the goals are completely the opposite from each other.”
“Any political party that undertakes to do it will, in God's name, be trampled, as it ought to be trampled, into the dust of condemnation, now and in the future.”

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