"A press that has validity is a press that has authority. And as soon as there's any authority to what the press says, you question the authority of the government - it's like the existence of another authority."

-- Stephen Colbert

#Government Quotes #Authority Quotes #Existence Quotes

“Fuzzy Tally is no more.”
“As I have read the Gospels over the years, the belief has grown in me that Christ did not come to found an organized religion but came instead to found an unorganized one. He seems to have come to carry religion out of the temples into the fields and sheep pastures, onto the roadsides and the banks of the rivers, into the houses of sinners and publicans, into the town and the wilderness, toward the membership of all that is here. Well, you can read and see what you think.”
“You must concentrate upon and consecrate yourself wholly to each day, as though a fire were raging in your hair.”

Source : "Just Before Dark : Collected Nonfiction" by Jim Harrison, (p. 39), 1999.
“There are no good or bad habits. All habits are, by definition, bad.”
“Just be the same person you are in the dark that you are in the light,”
“Nothing is more human than for man to desire naturally things impossible to his nature. It is, indeed, the property of a nature which is not closed up in matter like the nature of physical things, but which is intellectual or infinitized by the spirit. It is the property of a metaphysical nature. Such desires reach for the infinite, because the intellect thirsts for being and being is infinite.”

Source : Jacques Maritain (2015). “Approaches to God”, p.72, Paulist Press
“Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Even babies like to grab for things just beyond their reach.”

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