"We all have friends we love dearly that couldn't pass for human in a strict Turing test."

-- Penn Jillette

#Tests Quotes #Strict Quotes #Humans Quotes

“Denial,they say, stands for"Don't even notice I am lying." Human beings are the only animals who are happily lied to by our own minds about what is actually happening around us.”
“Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.”
“The difference between a mongrel and a thoroughbred, whether brute or man, is not in swiftness, beauty, or endurance, but in courage.”
“I wish I was a rapper. There are certainly times when I wish I could just drop an album and channel all my ideas, anger, humor and energy into some music and be done with it.”

Source : Todd Boyd (2004). “The New H. N. I. C.: The Death of Civil Rights and the Reign of Hip Hop”, p.9, NYU Press
“We here in the North have for many years had a natural tendency to feel that when our representatives come together at an international meeting, we embark on the quest of mutual understanding and support”
“You might not always get what you want, but you always get what you expect.”
“It has been said that the Opening Ceremony of the Olympic Games is something that an athlete will remember for the rest of their life. It is true. That moment when you walk into the Olympic Stadium as part of the Australian Olympic Team, is a moment that I will never forget.”
“Hollywood films are alienating to the spectator because they use too much dialogue, too much explication and leave no space for the viewer. They depress me.”

You may also like:

Adam Carolla
Comedian
Christopher Hitchens
Author
Gary Johnson
Former Governor of New Mexico
Glenn Beck
Radio host
James Randi
Magician
Jonathan Ross
Television presenter
Judy Gold
Stand-up comic
Richard Dawkins
Ethologist
Adam Rifkin
Film director