"His embarassment would have pleased me, but once he recovered, there would be that awkward period that sometimes culminates in a handshake. I didn't want to touch these people's hands or see things from their point of view, I just wanted to continue hating them. So I kept my mouth shut and stared off into space."

-- David Sedaris

#Hate Quotes #Views Quotes #Hands Quotes

“In Sales, you have to satisfy two people: One, your customer. Two, your Boss.”
“Jesus does not want us to say, dead, for, He said, all live unto Him, though they seem dead to us.”
“Fame is an illusion. Things can be given to you quite easily, but they get ripped away so quickly as well.”
“maybe when you look at your face 50 times its really not that interesting anymore”
“I'm going to publicly challenge the biggest names in religion to repent and give back the money they've ripped off from the poor.”
“I just want to get through each day without the need to shut my eyes for 10 minutes.”

Source : "Q&A: Mark Thomas, comedian and political activist". Interview with Rosanna Greenstreet, www.theguardian.com. April 8, 2011.
“Almost all these hotspots around the world, most have been destroyed to the point where there is no wildlife and very little of the natural world left.”
“Language because of our deep inner need to complain....”

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