"This is a pie chart about procrastination."

-- Demetri Martin

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“Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.”
“Every time you take someone figuratively by the hand and introduce him or her to Jesus Christ, you will feel how deeply our Savior loves you and loves the person whose hand is in yours.”
“In my case, I thoroughly enjoy running 100-odd miles a week. If I didn't I wouldn't do it. Who can define happiness? To some, happiness is a warm puppy or a glass of cold beer. To me, happiness is running in the hills with my mates around me.”
“People who are so dreadfully "devoted" to their wives are so apt, from mere habit, to get devoted to other people's wives as well.”

Source : Jane Welsh Carlyle, Thomas Carlyle, James Anthony Froude (2011). “Letters and Memorials of Jane Welsh Carlyle”, p.101, Cambridge University Press
“You might not be riding high on a great show for as long because you didn't have people to share the joy with.”

Source : Source: www.motherjones.com
“If I'm in a situation where someone doesn't recognize me and treats me like everyone else, I'm not used to it.”
“I write most of my first drafts on an old manual typewriter, a really old one. It's a big black metal "Woodstock" from about 1920. I try to write everything down at once, in one sitting. The longer stories in this collection are divided up into sections. Each section represents a different sitting, a different idea for the same story.”

Source : Source: www.bookbrowse.com
“I think it takes a larger nature to receive nobly than to give nobly.”

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