"Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke."

-- Craig Kilborn

#Sorry Quotes #Years Quotes #People Quotes

“One can only face in others what one can face in oneself.”
“The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know.”
“Psychoanalysis: a rabbit that was swallowed by a boa constrictor just wanted to see what it was like in there.”
“You don't cast the animal, per se. You have an animal trainer who looks for several of them. That is a different experience than dealing with actors. That is just difficult. It is what you expect from an animal on the set. You just run a lot of film and prompt it to do the right thing, but sit through it doing all the wrong things first. It's just unbelievably boring, frustrating and painstaking to shoot.”

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“I was complaining that I had no shoes till I met a man who had no feet.”
“Learning when 'enough is enough' is the discipline of a lifetime.”
“We are all afraid. That's the thing that unites all truly successful people: fear, fear of failing, fear of criticism, fear of letting down the team in some way. That why they try so hard, that's why they pay attention to detail and try to get every possible duck in a row. It's fear”
“When you pray, you are not starting the conversation from scratch, just remembering to plug back into a conversation that's always in progress.”

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