"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."

-- Bill Maher

#Relationship Quotes #Funny Love Quotes #Love You Quotes

“It's really boring to talk about what you ate and have 48,000 fans listen to you. It's awful.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“How is there going to be Peace when there is no Justice?”
“People said if [I] was at a party, it gave it prestige. I would let people know I'd arrived by letting off my flash... You could feel the temperature rise right away.”
“I don't consider stardom to be anything related with me. I hope that the only way this business will ever change me will be (giving me) a good life.”
“I think this is the first time I've altered a book based on what you guys told me. So it's an occasion! Soon I'll be putting up polls to choose between plots, and then it's a short stop to accepting anonymous contributions and stapling them together while I sip margaritas on the deck of a Pacific cruise ship.”

Source : "Retrospective #6: Reviewing the Future". Personal blog, maxbarry.com. August 24, 2005.
“When we got to Steamboat, we were on that big stage at five in the afternoon, and it was almost at capacity. I told my guys 'no matter what we've done to get to this point, no matter what lows, what highs, right now we are here and we've got a point to prove." It was probably one of my most memorable performances thus far.”
“If a tablet is not wiped clean of it's figures, nothing can be written upon it. A single heart cannot serve as the place for two things, let alone for several things. If the heart is filled with the forms of sensory perceptions, it is rare that it would perceive the meaning of Allah, even if one were to say Allah a thousand times. When the heart is empty of all that is other-than-God, if one uttered Allah only once, one would find such bliss that the tongue could not describe.”
“You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”

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