"Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay."

-- Stephen Colbert

#Drinking Quotes #Gay Quotes #Way Quotes

“We can choose to allow our experiences to hold us back, and to not allow us to become great or achieve greatness in this life. Or we can allow our experiences to push us forward, to make us grateful for every day we have and to be all the more thankful for those who are around us.”
“The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present.”
“Jack wrapped his arms around her, pulling her close. He whispered in her ear. â€œHeâ€™s not getting near you again, baby, I promise. No oneâ€™s laying a finger on you ever again.”

Source : Julie James (2010). “Something About You”, p.156, Penguin
“The secret of not having worries, for me at least, is to have ideas.”
“I did dancing and singing when I was little, and then when I was 12 years old my friends were taking speech and drama at school. They were private lessons, and I started doing that. Over the years everyone else dropped out and I just kept going. I loved it.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“There's something really natural to me about being what they call in the business a "hyphenate." Being a musician-actor or writer-musician-actor.”
“I want to break down some of the stigma associated with mental illness.”
“In life we encounter many people who, in some way or another, try to tattoo our faces.”

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