"Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.'"

-- Daniel Tosh

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“As a general rule, man strives to avoid labor. Love for work is not at all an inborn characteristic: it is created by economic pressure and social education. One may even say that man is a fairly lazy animal. It is on this quality, in reality, that is founded to a considerable extent all human progress; because if man did not strive to expend his energy economically, did not seek to receive the largest possible quantity of products in return for a small quantity of energy, there would have been no technical development or social culture.”
“When I am playing, I am in ecstasy; that is what I live for.”
“I might have faults but I'm not a big head.”
“All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes.”
“I may be able to spot arrowheads on the desert but a refrigerator is a jungle in which I am easily lost.”
“Every man would fall in love with their voice, their lovely appearance, but no man would ever get past that. They'd never really know the girls for who they actually were, never really love them. It would be impossible for any of the four girls to ever really fall in love and be genuinely loved in return.”
“Spirituality was the main issue. Connection with God was the main issue.”
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time - never. These allegations are false.”

Source : Comment during remarks on after-school child-care initiative, 26 Jan. 1998

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