"The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News."

-- Craig Kilborn

#Taken Quotes #Swings Quotes #News Quotes

“It is a royal privilege to do good and be ill spoken of.”

Source : "Lives and Opinions of the Eminent Philosophers" by Diogenes Laërtius, (§ 3),
“The loves and hours of the life of a man, They are swift and sad, being born of the sea.”
“I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.”
“Adults...struggle desperately with fiction, demanding constantly that it conform to the rules of everyday life. Adults foolishly demand to know how Superman can possibly fly, or how Batman can possibly run a multibillion-dollar business empire during the day and fight crime at night, when the answer is obvious even to the smallest child: because it's not real.”
“Not until the final draft do I force myself to remember that I'm going to have to think about how it will affect other people.”
“If you come from a normal family, you immediately start playing the role of a boy, a girl a man or a woman, but I'm sure you'll agree with me that those are only roles, limited roles, at that.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Every dogma embodies some shade of truth to give it seeming currency.”

Source : Amos Bronson Alcott (1877). “Table-talk”
“Let us people who are so uncommonly clever and learned have a great tenderness and pity for the poor folks who are not endowed with the prodigious talents which we have.”

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