"I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed"

-- Demetri Martin

#Home Quotes #Machines Quotes #Speed Quotes

“â€ŽReading good literature is an experience of pleasure...but it is also an experience of learning what and how we are, in our human integrity and our human imperfection, with our actions, our dreams, and our ghosts, alone and in relationships that link us to others, in our public image and in the secret recesses of our consciousness.”
“A successful poem says what a poet wants to say, and more, with particular finality. The remarks he makes about his poems are incidental when the poem is good, or embarrassing or absurd when it is bad and he is not permitted to say how the good poem is good, and may never know how the bad poem is bad. It is better to write about other people's poetry.”
“You fainted,' Tom said. Reg coughed. No, I didn't,' he said. 'Women faint. People afraid of needles faint. Men black out.”
“I do believe that every person has an equal opportunity to be a good and wise judge regardless of their background or life experiences.”
“I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you should be reminded of the splendid occasion the night before.”

Source : John Bunyan, John Stachniewski, Anita Pacheco (1998). “Grace Abounding with Other Spiritual Autobiographies”, p.274, Oxford University Press, USA
“We are protecting civilians. We are unarmed. We are no threat to you. Please do not shoot.”
“Silence in the face of atrocity is not neutrality; silence in the face of atrocity is acquiescence.”
“Not all guys that look a certain way or dress a certain way or act a certain way are the same.”

Source : M. Leighton (2013). “Up to Me”, p.134, Penguin

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