"You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?'"

-- Craig Kilborn

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“The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. Let a man lose everything else in the world, but his enthusiasm and he will come through again to success.”
“I can tweet before going to bed at midnight or 1 and know that they're up and at 'em, and they're going to have to respond.”
“Great question in science - questions like the ones Herschel raised about the structure of the universe - are seldom answered by ivory-tower types engaging in pure thought. They are answered by people who are willing to get down into the trenches and grapple with nature. If that means casting your own telescope mirrors, as Herschel did, so be it.”
“Don't misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.”
“The inner world: those spiritual apartments to which we are reluctant to admit strangers.”
“My mother is the best storyteller. And her mother was too.”
“He who has God and everything else has no more than he who has God only.”
“The only way to abolish war is to make peace seem heroic.”

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