"I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them."

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Emo Philips

“Dancing, apart to music with a beat, is my legacy.”
“Twitter is a vessel that we can use to share #positivity to others through our timeline one tweet at a time.”
“I tried the line out on some people on the street, like, "What do you think of this: 'the art of family life is to not take it personally'?" And they would laugh. But you know, everybody's got something going on in their families, and then once you have kids, that of course exponentially rises.”
“We are suggesting a new kind of opulence, of intelligent indulgence over blind gluttony.”
“It does not seem to me that the steps which would be needed to make Britain - and others - more comfortable in their relationship in the European Union are inherently so outlandish or unreasonable.”
“Inner city education must change. Our responsibility is not merely to provide access to knowledge; we must produce educated people.”
“Stressful energy arises when you think some future moment is more important than the present moment, and the doing becomes only a means to an end.”
“Don't ever miss a day without improving something personally.”

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