"I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles."

-- Sam Kinison

#Jesus Quotes #Church Quotes #Approval Quotes

“If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.”
“Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.”
“When the prizes fall to the lot of the wicked, you will not find many who are virtuous for virtue's sake.”
“If by how you dress, you are saying to guys, "Hey, look at my body," why would a guy want to get to know you?”
“Seaweed sheets are my go-to for my salty chip cravings, especially wasabi flavored ones,”
“I think if it's interesting, it's interesting, and if it's not, it's not working.”

Source : Interview with Scott Tobias, film.avclub.com. September 22, 2009.
“All of us are crazy in one or another way.”
“I came from an intellectual family. Most were doctors, preachers, teachers, businessmen. My grandfather was a small businessman. His father was an abolitionist doctor, and his father was an immigrant from Germany.”

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