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Demetri Martin
"I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'"
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Source : "Demetri Martin: Wry comic originally planned to be a lawyer". Interview with Chad Jones, www.sfgate.com. May 7, 2014. 
Demetri Martin
#Funny Quotes
#Sorry Quotes
#Journey Quotes
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“Discipline divorced from wisdom is not true discipline, but merely the meaningless following of custom, which is only a disguise for stupidity.”
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“If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights...”
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“I need drama in my life to keep making music.”
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“...There is a school of thought, a heresy from the madhouse of heresies in the ninth century, that says God is good and is in control of every individual thing that happens, every event, but that unfortunately the devil is in control of the timing.”
Source : Norman Rush (2013). “Mating”, p.193, Granta Books
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“Money demands that you sell, not your weakness to men's stupidity, but your talent to their reason.”
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“Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive. I'm not about to let you behind the wheel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight. Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk," he quoted with a chuckle. I could smell the unbearably sweet fragrance coming off his chest. "Drunk?" I objected. "You're intoxicated by my very presence." He was grinning that playful smirk again.”
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“Your fans can't just pop in whenever they want. I'm not gonna allow someone to just drop over my house whenever they want like, "Hey what's up? I bought your album so what's for dinner?"”
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“I think The Exorcist was the hardest work I've ever done”
