"A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter."

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Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Morey Amsterdam

#Order Quotes #Restaurants Quotes #Walks Quotes

“Nails were not enough to hold God-and-man nailed and fastened on the Cross, had not love held Him there.”
“When the flower opens, the bees will come.”
“If you keep the law of God, you are not described in Scripture as a pinched legalist, but rather as happy (Prov. 29:18).”
“Now I see Peace to corrupt no less than war to waste.”
“I am an agnostic, even though I respect and am interested in all religions. If there's something I believe in, it's a mysterious energy; the one that fills the oceans during tides, the one that unites nature and beings.”

Source : "The Big Question". Documentary, November 8, 2004.
“I used to be a real doctor. Now I just play one on TV.”
“Surrealism, n. Pure psychic automatism, by which it is intended to express, whether verbally or in writing, or in any other way, the real process of thought. Thought's dictation, free from any control by the reason, independent of any aesthetic or moral preoccupation.”
“Nominations come and go. It is not going to happen to you every year, and I am very well aware of that”

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