"Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist."

-- Emo Philips

#Cds Quotes #Two Quotes #Missionary Quotes

“Our own story is even more important for us to know than history.”
“Chanel was a workaholic. She must have had a lot to forget.”
“Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the "good life", whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.”
“Justice is doing for others what we would want done for us.”

Source : Twitter post from Dec 24, 2016
“The whole life of the philosopher is a preparation for death.”
“The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.”
“As for methods I have sought to give them all the rigour that one requires in geometry, so as never to have recourse to the reasons drawn from the generality of algebra.”
“English stupidity is an organism so primitive that it is apparently impossible to kill off. It reminds me of Physarum Polycephalum, the gigantic slime mould recently bred by scientists at Bonn. Bright yellow and about two millimetres thick, this monocellular creature--neither plant nor animal--grew to a size of 10 square yards before the scientists took fright and froze it. It can smell its favourite food, and move towards it at a speed of up to two centimetres an hour. This favourite food is porridge.”

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