"If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids"

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Source : "Jimmy Carr: Being Funny". Video, 2011.

Jimmy Carr

#Years Quotes #Dying Quotes #Mosquitoes Quotes

“The most intelligent hearers are those who enjoy most heartily the simplest preaching. It is not they who clamor for superlatively intellectual or aesthetic sermons. Daniel Webster used to complain of some of the preaching to which he listened. "In the house of God" he wanted to meditate "upon the simple varieties, and the undoubted facts of religion;" not upon mysteries and abstractions.”

Source : Austin Phelps (1882). “Men and Books: Or Studies in Homiletics; Lectures Introductory to The Theory of Preaching”
“I think the person who takes a job in order to live - that is to say, for the money - has turned himself into a slave.”
“I knew that maybe I couldn't be playing again, but I just wanted to get in physical shape.”
“Every love story is a potential grief story.”
“I've always loved J.R.R. Tolkein and recently, Christine Feehan and J.K.Rowling. There are many as I'm an avid reader, but those three come to the fore.”
“A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity.”
“I'm certain, as we filled down the great staircase, that I appeared the same as ever, a moping twelve years-old, all arms and legs. But secretly I knew I had been transformed, moved by the revelation that human beings create art, that to be an artist was to see what others could not.”
“I'm unstuck in time. Also, I juggle like mad and have made myself efficient.”

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