"New Rule: Since our new national position on science is, "Screw it, we prefer witchcraft," let's not just retire the Space Shuttle Atlantis. Let's drive it to one of the five stupidest States and have the locals beat it with sticks. Putting it in a museum is too dangerous. Someone could steal it, fly it into space and notice we revolve around the sun."

-- Bill Maher

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“The law of common sense.”
“Everybody, my friend, everybody lives for something better to come. That's why we want to be considerate of every man - Who knows what's in him, why he was born and what he can do?”
“Aerosmith's 'Rocks' is on the list of my top favorite albums of all time.”
“To make a movie is very grueling at times. Long, long hours and cold weather.”
“Emerging at the other end, we will not be the same as we were; we will have become more humble, more connected to the natural world, fitter, leaner, more skilled and, ultimately, wiser.”
“I don't think business news is just for old white men with money.”
“While you live your life aboard the ship of life be aware of the sea of life on which it floats and on which it moves forward; be aware of the prevailing winds and currents that influence your progress as the master of the ship.”
“If every day of your life you are told by authority figures that the Earth is flat, you will be scared of falling off the edge whether you want to be or not.”

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