"I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them."

-- Emo Philips

#Men Quotes #Play Quotes #Chess Quotes

“You're so calm and quiet, you never say. But there are things inside you. I see them sometimes, hiding in your eyes.”
“If you are accused of being associated with terrorism, which could mean you are an Arab- American and you've sent e-mails to a relative in the Middle East, you should get your day in court, and I think you should get a lawyer and a trial, and I think most Americans agree to that.”
“We have to unmask this man [POTUS Obama]. This is a man that seeks to destroy all concept of God - and I will tell you what, this is classical Marxist philosophy. Karl Marx very clearly said Marxism requires that we destroy God because government must become God.”
“Geddy once joked, 'You're the only guy I know who rehearses to rehearse!”
“You know, when someone has been crying, something gets left in the air. It's not something you can see or smell, or feel. Or draw. But it's there.”

Source : Gary D. Schmidt (2011). “Okay for Now”, p.138, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“Miles Davis fully embraced possibilities and delved into it. He was criticized heavily from the jazz side. He was supposed to be part of a tradition, but he didn't consider himself part of a tradition.”
“Literature is that which denounces and slashes apart the repressing machine at the level of the signified.”

Source : Kathy Acker (1989). “Empire of the Senseless”, p.12, Grove Press
“A man can only grow to a certain point when alone; to grow further you need some "irrational shocks", like a wife and children; a dramatic change to your own life.”

Source : Source: heathenharvest.org

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